i was in a bar once, laughing with friends and having a good time on the patio.
From outside the patio this girl with a weird smile motions me to come over.
(I had never seen her before in my life.)
I did.
With an evil grin that I will never forget she punches me in the mouth and blood spurts everywhere.
Her punch didnt hurt that much but it got me square in the mouth and I then bit down on my
lower lip for the blood.
On a good note, a girl that saw the whole thing was very sympathetic to my plight and ended up
giving me a random act of kindness on my pecker.
From outside the patio this girl with a weird smile motions me to come over.
(I had never seen her before in my life.)
I did.
With an evil grin that I will never forget she punches me in the mouth and blood spurts everywhere.
Her punch didnt hurt that much but it got me square in the mouth and I then bit down on my
lower lip for the blood.
On a good note, a girl that saw the whole thing was very sympathetic to my plight and ended up
giving me a random act of kindness on my pecker.
Got headbutted while getting ready to get on a bus, a guy coming off the bus thought I seemed like a good a guy to headbutt as any and nearly put me on my ass. As he walked three under cover officers grabbed him and beat the shit out of me and tried to give me his cellphone thinking he stole it from me. Looking back I should have just played along.
Growing up in the hood, I was picked on quite a bit.
In the 5th grade a kid named Preston Battle was relentless until one day we were in the bathroom and I kicked him in the shins real hard. He didnt bother me again that year.
In the 6th grade a kid named Eric used to fk with me everyday, one day I was finally fed up and took a school book and whacked him on the back of his head, he had a pretty big afro so it probably didnt hurt all that much.....but he tried to throw me down, teacher broke it up and made us shake hands.
From that day forward he didnt fk with me anymore, in fact he ended up being my best friend that year and since he was a "tuff kid" no one else bothered me that year either......lol
Ill never forget the day he brought a Playboy to class and bought a school bookcover over it and we passed it around right under the teacher's nose.....
In the 5th grade a kid named Preston Battle was relentless until one day we were in the bathroom and I kicked him in the shins real hard. He didnt bother me again that year.
In the 6th grade a kid named Eric used to fk with me everyday, one day I was finally fed up and took a school book and whacked him on the back of his head, he had a pretty big afro so it probably didnt hurt all that much.....but he tried to throw me down, teacher broke it up and made us shake hands.
From that day forward he didnt fk with me anymore, in fact he ended up being my best friend that year and since he was a "tuff kid" no one else bothered me that year either......lol
Ill never forget the day he brought a Playboy to class and bought a school bookcover over it and we passed it around right under the teacher's nose.....
